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Contradictory Advice

I remember getting this exact advice as a kid.

Her or You?

I love the little bird’s expression in the third panel.

Almost there …

So Fisty Kayshun

I never watched “Dukes” while it was new. A few months ago, I watched an episode on Amazon Prime. Entertaining … but dumb! I’ve watched a few more since then, and my opinion hasn’t changed. BTW, “binge-watching” for me means that in the last 6 months I have watched 8 episodes.

Askance Lookin’

Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.

Anticipation (sing it)

Some people can tell instantly whether a fly off the bat is coming their way. I have never been one of those people.

Another Idea

It’s probably already a web site. I didn’t check.

Psychic

If a psychic were for real, why wouldn’t they call me and tell me what I needed to know before I even asked?

Playing with my Glock

I was almost surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one, but then, this is Texas.

“I Know, Right?”

I am not hearing that phrase quite as much as back in 2015 (when this was drawn), but I still hear it occasionally and it still sounds just as stupid.