Banking Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Wisdom of the Ages

Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?

Spanish-Speaking for Your Convenience

I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.

Petty Cash Storage

At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?

Dairy Woes

For years, I wondered why dairies always had a million old tires spread out over white tarp. Now I know. And now I want in on the white tarp business because that’s probably where the money is!

Space Invaded

Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …

Banking You Can Almost Count On

The hometown bank I had used for years was recently bought out. I guess the new owners are okay, it just bummed me out.

Hearing Herring

There really are “Herring Banks” in Amarillo. Someday, I intend to try and make a deposit.

Clam Shell Soup

I kept ragging on people investing in crypto because it was based on nothing. None of them went for the obvious rejoinder than neither is my money.

What’s Mine is Yours

My wife took this one the wrong way. She took it as a joke.

Aunt Ex-Terminator

My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.