Banking You Can Almost Count On Tweet The hometown bank I had used for years was recently bought out. I guess the new owners are okay, it just bummed me out.
Hearing Herring Tweet There really are “Herring Banks” in Amarillo. Someday, I intend to try and make a deposit.
Clam Shell Soup Tweet I kept ragging on people investing in crypto because it was based on nothing. None of them went for the obvious rejoinder than neither is my money.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
Cashless Banks Tweet I keep waiting for the day when my bank is actually surprised by a cash transaction.
Coy Koi Tweet I’ve tried to make this joke in conversation, but so far no go. Don’t know if the strip worked either as I haven’t heard from anyone on it.