This one was fun to write, though in doing so I was convinced I didn’t want to make this standard practice.
One of my father’s oft-told jokes. He had few jokes, and he told them often.
Why would a flamingo NOT want to go to a pool party? Don’t ask me.
Instead of cucumbers maybe it should have been “succotash” just because that’s a funnier word.
We have a city park that stocks a LOT of fish periodically. You can tell which days because you drive by and the banks are wall to wall with people enjoying “the serenity of fishing”
I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?
I saw recently where paper straws are even worse for the environment than plastic. Maybe we should switch to bamboo like on “Gilligan’s Island”
Even Schulz wrote that he wondered where Snoopy got the goggles and scarf
I have thought this for years when seeing those signs. Not sure why it took me this long to turn it into a cartoon.
I know the stated reasons for both actions. But I’m not convinced.