I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.
My brother-in-law, married to my sister, said this one hit a little too close to home.
Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …
I think this one would be pretty good. Too bad Don Meredith isn’t around to play the lead.
My family did a lot of pitchin’ washers for many, many years. Don’t know if my siblings still have their sets, but mine eventually fell apart. Might have to build another set one day.
My wife really likes hummus. I’ve found a couple flavors I like, but on the whole I am not a fan.
I’ve felt left out on the last few boycotts because they were of companies I didn’t patronize anyway.
I owe Phydeaux’s great pronouncement there to my father-in-law, may he rest in peace. Always loved that line.
It’s been said that the Rockford episode “The House on Willis Ave” is the best TV ever written, but personally “The Farnsworth Stratagem” is the best. Great TV show, either way.