I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!
DQ’d
Category: Goldie
What’s Dumb to One Person is Wisdom to Another
To Tolkien fans, the idea that the Arkenstone might have been a Silmaril is barely possibly. But a Palantir? Of course not!
Public Spectacle
Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.
De-Decorating
We play Christmas music when we decorate. I don’t have any way of playing the music backwards, though.
New Weedeater
I have had a Weedeater for some time now, the mechanical kind. I didn’t think it was a very good one, until I learned how to use it
Those Poor Missiles
Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.
Give Thanks NOW!
Does your family do that? Ours does, but I start to feel repetitive. (If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this strip last week.)
Dual (or Duel?) Climate Controls
Our new car is the first we’ve ever had with this feature. I really can’t see that it makes much difference.
Toilet Paper
I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.
Driving Test … FAIL!
Inspired by a guy who passed me on 34th and really did get all four airborne. I wonder if he had to change his underwear after he landed?