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    Month: March 2019

    You Are What You Eat

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    As you probably already knew, flamingos are pink because of all the shrimp they consume. I just wondered what would happen if a flamingo ate lots of guacamole. I’m guessing it would die, but would it turn green first?
    Posted on March 31, 2019March 30, 2019Categories Doctoring, Pan, TuttleTags #doctoring, #flamingo, #guacamole, #shrimp, #Tuttle

    Soy Milk Blues

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    My kids had to drink soy milk for a while when growing up. I tried it. Didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t something I wanted more of.
    Posted on March 30, 2019March 24, 2019Categories Doctoring, Food, Phydeaux, TuttleTags #doctoring, #lactose, #milk, #Phydeaux, #soymilk, #Tuttle

    Meeso What?

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    I’ve heard it pronounced “mee-so” and “mess-o”. The joke really only works with one of them. Of course, some people get mad about a joke that involves cancer in the punchline, even if I’m making fun of Pete’s intelligence and not the disease.
    Posted on March 28, 2019March 24, 2019Categories Doctoring, Pete, TuttleTags #cancer, #doctoring, #mesothelioma, #Pete, #Tuttle

    Cross-Pollination

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    How is this different from our mechanic sending us to a specialist?
    Posted on March 26, 2019March 24, 2019Categories Doctoring, TuttleTags #doctoring, #medicine, #psychiatrist, #specialist, #Tuttle

    Important Information for the Doctor to Have

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    At the medical office where I work, I happened to notice there was some Italian dressing in the fridge that was “best if used by” six years before. I almost felt bad throwing it out, considering it had survived at least three corporate mergers and a buy-out.
    Posted on March 24, 2019Categories Doctoring, Food, Pan, TuttleTags #doctoring, #food, #mustard, #Pan, #Tuttle

    Misplaced Goodwill

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    I like the little bird.
    Posted on March 23, 2019March 16, 2019Categories Doctoring, Penn GwynnTags Penn, psychology, violence

    Dedication

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    I had the flu and realized I enjoyed that more than my job.
    Posted on March 21, 2019March 16, 2019Categories Doctoring, Leonard, TuttleTags doctoring, Leonard, Tuttle, work

    Scriptural Argument

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    “Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eat.” ~Alf
    Posted on March 19, 2019March 16, 2019Categories Church, Food, Literary, Phydeaux, Picadillo, TuttleTags Bible, meat, Phydeaux, Picadillo, Tuttle, vegetables

    Dying to Get In

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    There really is a BOGO sale going on at the cemetery nearest my house.
    Posted on March 17, 2019March 16, 2019Categories Phydeaux, Sports, TuttleTags baseball, cemetery, Phydeaux, Tuttle

    The Cruelest Blow

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    There’s a dentist office near here that’s in what clearly used to be a gas station. I am all for the re-use of old buildings, I just think this dentist should have gone to more links to make his building look less like what it used to be.
    Posted on March 16, 2019March 10, 2019Categories Food, Pete, PhydeauxTags dentist, donut, food, Pete, Phydeaux

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