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And I bet the characters in “Tuttle’s” won’t mail in their ballots!! Phone them in, maybe, but never mail.
I have thought of this joke every time I heard the medicine mentioned, just couldn’t think of the right wording for the punch line.
I’m sure these are offensive terms to someone these days.
Maybe they could round up all that plastic that’s supposedly in the ocean and build the mountain out of that!
Also known as the “carry out special”.
Between when I wrote this and when it came out, there suddenly became several teams who needed a desperate option for closer.
The only sequel I can think of that I like better than the original is the New Testament.
I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else there, right? Well, except for all of the farmers who make their living there and put food on our table.
I can’t think of a movie sequel that I like better than the original. “Empire Strikes Back” come close, but no cigar.
I know so many people who get bent out of shape about the meaning is “Revelation” and then I talk to them and learn they haven’t actually read the book.
