September 2018 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Non-Compliant

Ya gotta wonder about the patients that won’t do what the doctor tells them to do (or take) and then get mad at the doctor for not healing them

Empathetic Empaths

I have learned that, to be thought of as a good listener, you don’t actually have to listen, just be silent.

Biodegradable

Admit it: it’s pretty cool the colors a styrofoam cup turns in a fire.

Another Newspaper is Going to Start Running “Tuttle’s”!

More details to come soon, but “Tuttle’s” is about to start running in another newspaper. That makes four newspapers where you can read “Tuttle’s” every week (before the strips are posted on-line even!) and another paper or two that run “Tuttle’s” occasionally!

Or Flop

Our town is full of flippers but I have no idea if any of them are actually making money at it. Maybe all of them are.

Infusion, Eh?

Yes, this is a real thing. I heard it at work. I have no idea what it is and am too lazy to look it up (beyond how to spell it).

Selfies

When I did this strip back in ’15, I was a little worried that the selfie craze would disappear between when I drew it and 6 weeks later when it hit the papers.

Quote worth Quoting

“We all want progress, but if you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.” ~CS Lewis

Where Do the Snails Go?

Seriously: during and after a rain, you can hardly walk down our sidewalks without crunching one or two, but then, as soon as everything is dried up, they’re gone.

RBA – Local Deacon Who Can’t Regularly Remember Which Testament Habakkuk is in Can Quote the Entirety of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”

Artimas Dwight, who is said to be a “deacon in good standing” with the local Harper Street Baptist Church can quote the entirety of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” from memory. Not only does he know all the lyrics, he can also specify which episodes of “Gunsmoke” and “Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.” the background sounds come from.

Mister Dwight, however, claims he has never memorized any Scripture beyond Genesis 1:1 because, “My mind just doesn’t work that way.”

RBA = Rejected Babylon Bee Article