Pathos Sham Tweet Someone without a chin is probably going to write in and complain about my insensitivity. to which I say, “Why is it called a ‘pillow sham’ and how soon until we get the real thing?!?'”
HisPillow Tweet This was inspired by me handling a bag of grout and they are kindof malleable, but I don’t think they would be comfortable.
“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame Tweet I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)