#Phydeaux Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Kick Me, Baby

I think my version of the song would be much more enjoyable. More meaningful, too.

I wish I could talk like this. Bleeping oneself just isn’t the same.

Phydeaux is reading “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”. I just couldn’t write all those letters in that small space.

I would make a terrible third base coach. As soon as I told myself not to scratch in the wrong place, I wouldn’t be able to help it.

It’s not that all jocks are dumb. But it is an easy generalization to make because the ones who don’t get it make your point.

They used to all be in color. I’m not sure why this one is.

Maybe that was what my writing career needed: a doghouse! Too late now.

I thought about giving him Snoopy’s typewriter, but every author has their own way of doing things. I wonder if there’s anything in the bowl?

I was a little worried that this strip might offend someone, being a “family cartoon” as it is. Not a peep.

I looked up once what “A stitch in time saves nine” means. Anyone remember? I don’t.