Writing Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

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Dog Philosophy

As near as I can figure, this explains everything dogs think. Except eating. They think about that a lot.

A Buffett of Literature

After having heard of “Last of the Mohicans” all my life I finally read it recently. Buy, that was a long slog! Glad I did, but doubt I’ll do it again.

Blood Worker

I don’t want to read this book. Probably printed with green ink that would get all over your hands.

Blue Cream Blues

I think this would be a great show. No, not really. Unless they can bring back the original angles–I mean, angels.

Pure Poetry

Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.

Classic Sci Fi

I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.

Is Not Would Not Could Not

The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”