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One of those jokes that, as a homonym, is better out loud than in print,
The hometown bank I had used for years was recently bought out. I guess the new owners are okay, it just bummed me out.
If you’ve seen one conglomeration of several stores under a single roof, you’ve seen a’mall.
Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
Just another of nature’s screetures, as the great Walt Kelly would have said.
My wife took this one the wrong way. She took it as a joke.
I was surprised I got no comments on this one. Most complaints are because someone didn’t read closely enough and this seemed ripe for error.
Based entirely on actual events. Over and over again.
My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
These jokes go over well at the family reunion.
