This is as close as I’m getting to commenting on politics this season. I voted. I encouraged others to vote. ‘Nuff said.
Alien Attack (Don’t Worry)
Category: Tuttle
Color of Stain
We rebuilt and then stained our deck out back. I was very proud of how little of the stain I got on me.
The Modern Pharmacist
I ran this one by a pharmacist friend of mine. He said this wasn’t as outlandish as it seems.
An Education in Himself
I like a strip like this, which has a punchline in almost every panel. My favorite is Pete’s surmise in the second panel.
Family Pork Roast
The thing is, pigs will eat pig, if they have to. But I had a buddy who discovered they wouldn’t eat mellorine.
Tasty Toe-sy Goodness
I got a burger at a great hole-in-the-wall place near here recently that tasted great, but those onion buns stuck with me for hours!
Change of Seasons
There’s a store in the mall that sells these hyper-detailed, miniature football helmets. I want one with a baseball team logo on the side.
Prejudicial Airlines
“Prejudice” is one of those words that makes some people’s sense of humor disappear. Because it exists in real life, it can’t possibly be funny to them in any context.
Split, the Difference
My English teacher wife really enjoyed this one. Honestly, it makes sense, doesn’t it?
Dead in 24 Hours
So many things that happen on TV shows and movies that never happen in real life. Like, all my years of watching “Daniel Boone” and “Gunsmoke” made me think adulthood would contain a lot more black powder than it has.