My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.
I like to hear people who are convinced the Masons are behind everything. I knew a guy named Paul Mason in high school and I just can’t see him doing that.
I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
