Doctoring Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Fruit for a Snack

I like the size of Picadillo’s container of chocolate. But seriously, dipping dried apple chips in chocolate hummus is quite tasty!

I love it when I see something advertised as a “collectible”. All things are collectibles, even dirt, if someone is collecting them.

I can’t help but think that this isn’t a joke. I don’t think we’re being made well.

As a kid, it confused me that we were always hearing what a bad thing drugs were, and yet we went to drug stores. And no, this isn’t Ollie’s.

What I can’t figure is why anyone takes that guy seriously. He burns through money like it was a million dollar home and, um, huh.

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

One of my sons will have “just a spoon full of peanut butter”. Looks like he has half the jar on that spoon

This is what my sisters taught me to do about a stye. This is what our aunt Florence taught them to do.

My wife and I have this conversation a lot. Always comes out the same.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.