I was doodling one day and I drew a monkey. My wife saw it and said, “That’s cute. How come you don’t have monkeys in the comic strip?”
Do We Have Monkeys?
Category: Doctoring
Working on the City Streets
Seriously, I think this is how they schedule things around here. However is least convenient for the drivers.
The Somnologist
Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.
Road Work
For those who don’t know, caliche is a rock-like substance mined in west Texas and then used to cover the unpaved roads. I had an aunt that made more money off caliche than she did off her oil
Stress Test
A friend of mine got her cataracts removed. Surgery went well. She has insurance. Doc billed her insurance almost $40k. That must be common, because they paid it
Rescue!
If you don’t get it, don’t worry. Be happy.
Alone Time
Anybody still remember the United Football League? The games were fun to watch, but it was kind of distracting that they were played in virtually empty stadiums.
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.