The zipper part of the joke has been made by every woman I know who has had one or more Caesarians. Zip-Lock is my idea.
Caesarian Sectional
Category: Doctoring
Mind and Body
Counselors that I have shown this one to liked it. A lot.
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.
What Could Be Worse?!?!
I have known a woman who liked rutabagas. She’s dead now, but I don’t think it was the rutabagas that killed her.
For Profit
Yes, this is an “ability” of Tut’s that has been mentioned before. I wish I could do that with my eyes.
I Smell, Therefor I am
Apparently, the turtles who can smell, their olfactory senses are on their chin. Or, some of them are that way. Who knows?
Numbers in the Night
Inspired by my real-life clock. I wasn’t scared, but it took a moment for my recently-awakened brain to figure out what it meant.
And the Band Played On and On
Every time I think all the band names have been taken, I hear of a new band with a wonderful, memorable, stupid name.
Baked Sweet Potato
I do like a baked sweet potato now and then, especially in winter. I put butter and brown sugar and pecan on mine. Sometimes, you can still see the tater.
Yes, That’s How He Spells It
Obviously, I had to look up how to spell the guy’s name. And no, I can’t spell it from memory.