Pan Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Adding the Dumb

Based on what actually happens at my office. We have to take these addendums out to get signed that confirm we aren’t doing something and they know it.

Whopper of a Tale

I have often wondered how the two products had the same name without one suing the other for copyright infringement. Maybe it happened long ago and they settled somehow.

Bot-Tops!

I was just looking at an elephant and thinking what one would look like without wrinkles.

New Scalpel

This came about because I once cut myself (not bad) with a new putty knife.

Bathroom Etiquette

For those who don’t remember, Penn and his wife have been married for several years. I think her name is Pin. … or, possibly, Penny.

Helpful Ditties

It may be tat people who pass bad checks get more than thirty days … unless they can prove they were doing so as part of a riot.

Who Are the LAST Responders

This came about because I went into a convenience store one day wearing my hospice badge and they gave me my drink for free. I thanked them, but then I got to thinking that we’re not actually first responders.

What About Gelatinous Shots?

My Catholic friends liked this one. Haven’t heard from my Jell-O friends.

More Fun Than Taco Tuesday!

Seems like a good promo to me.

Wakefulness

I thought about a follow-up cartoon about a snake having to wear compression socks but couldn’t think of where to go with it.