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Trading Cards

I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.

Helpful Ditties

It may be tat people who pass bad checks get more than thirty days … unless they can prove they were doing so as part of a riot.

Read a Good Book Today

The Anson-Parker War is available on Kindle and in paperback. Order it today! Read more here.

Adjunctivitis

I’m pretty sure this is what the word actually means.

Talking to Women

I’ve wondered about this phenomena for years!

Who Are the LAST Responders

This came about because I went into a convenience store one day wearing my hospice badge and they gave me my drink for free. I thanked them, but then I got to thinking that we’re not actually first responders.

Book Signing April 10, 2021

Sam will be signing copies of The Turtle – a parody at the Window on the Plains Museum in Dumas, TX on April 10, 2021, from 1-3 p.m. Looking forward to seeing you.

There is no Vaccine

I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.

Cubism Dreams

This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.

The Mandonerdian

I enjoyed “The Mandalorian” but I wasn’t crazy about it like a lot of fans I know.