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"Tuttle's" by Sam
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Classic Poetry Done Right
This is the way I learned it. What about you?
Convenience Store Blues
Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.
Served Upside Down
It was kind of interesting thirty years ago when the people at DQ would turn your Blizzard upside down before serving it to you. Now, it just strikes me as weird. Like, “Yeah, cool, hand me my ice cream!”
Safety at Home
G. K. Chesterton once wrote, “There are two ways of going home and one of them is to never leave.” That may be the safest way of all. Unless you have a ladder.
Get outside, use your imagina … TV?
My son gave me the “Complete Jetsons” on DVD for my birthday last year. Growing up, I loved it and “The Flintstones” but as I grow older I appreciate the Jetsons more.
In Need of a Candidate
I can’t remember the last time I was really enthused for a candidate rather than, “Well, he/she is better than the other option.”
Now Listen Here!
This is me. What did you say?
What a Hairy Party
I was reading about the Whig Party and how they were formed partly from refugees from the Anti-Masonic Party. That seems like an oddly specific party, especially now that I’m so used to political parties being so general they stand for little to nothing.
Not Good for Who?
I just think this is how dogs would react to such news if they could. It’s how I feel like reacting to news I don’t like, anyway.
Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.