"Tuttle's" by Sam

Surrounded by Sound

It’s been a joke before about just what all Tuttle has in his shell. The explanation, he told us, was quantum realities

I have a Dennis the Menace cartoon from the 50s where both Dennis’s father and the doctor he’s visiting are smoking. Things have changed!

There are restaurants I try to avoid. Not because they are bad, but because of my own issues with self control.

How would snakes feel about the fourth chapter of Genesis? “Hey! We could’ve been walking around upright all this time!”

To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!

I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.

Why do any of Penn’s patients keep coming to him? Maybe their insurance demands it.

This was actually inspired by my niece when she was little. Her father was going to Seattle and she was determined to find out who Attle was.

There’s something about the old song. I don’t know what it is. And just because they’re old it doesn’t mean they’re good. Think Gregorian chants.

There’s an “Asian Fusion” food restaurant near here. I’ve never gone because I don’t know what it’s supposed to be fused with.