There’s a wonderful BBQ joint down the street. There was a story on the news about an elderly gentleman who has eaten there every day for the last 17 years.
Unlimited!
Go Out for a Pass
One of the good things about playing for our local professional team is that you rarely have to worry about playing after Christmas. You have half a year off!
Piste!
This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Just a Little PB
One of my sons will have “just a spoon full of peanut butter”. Looks like he has half the jar on that spoon
How Do YOU Get Rid of a Stye?
This is what my sisters taught me to do about a stye. This is what our aunt Florence taught them to do.
Meaningful Dialogue
My wife and I have this conversation a lot. Always comes out the same.
Bolt Upright
Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.
30 Days Hath September
Why did September get 30 days? What had it done wrong?
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
