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Do turtles eat flies? I can’t remember.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
How many times have I made fun of that poem over the years? let me count the ways.
I’d love a movie where Bob Newhart plays Jesus, though he’s a bit old now. Imagine how long the sermon on the mount would take!
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I had to explain to some people what “aerosol cheese” is. Luddites!
Seems like a good promo to me.
It’ll do every bit as much good as the masks!
A hilarious parody of Tolkien’s classic “The Hobbit”, set in west Texas. Order The Turtle today!
At least raccoons don’t wear them so as to obstruct their breathing.