"Tuttle's" by Sam

Dam Those Librarians!

The video in question was about this rescue beaver that kept damning up the hallway with the couch cushions. Very funny and cute.

It’s not that all jocks are dumb. But it is an easy generalization to make because the ones who don’t get it make your point.

Shouldn’t there be a rule that all books about soft shell turtles be released in paperback? Or even cloth?

I looked it up to see when Zenith TVs were around. I remember having one when I was very little.

They used to all be in color. I’m not sure why this one is.

Maybe that was what my writing career needed: a doghouse! Too late now.

I thought about giving him Snoopy’s typewriter, but every author has their own way of doing things. I wonder if there’s anything in the bowl?

I was seeing a documentary where they did work on an elephant’s foot. Pretty strenuous.

The fun part was trying to come up with the joke. I didn’t want to just rip one off from someone else.

I like a good crust, but I still prefer whatever is in the pie. Crust is just to keep you from getting the pie everywhere.