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This joke was hard to work out because it’s more audio than visual.
Ready to Rule the World
I think Louis L’Amour was quoting someone else when he wrote this, but I can’t remember who.
Convenience Store Blues
Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.
Calling Tom. Tom, are you there?
Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …
I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.
I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.
Punishment or Reward?
Can you imagine how much better off WE would be without fast food or social media?
I don’t know if enough people remember Fonzi for this joke to work.
How Real Are The Housewives?
I have actually never seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows. Not even a minute. I still feel qualified to make fun of them.