Penn Gwynn Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

He’s Too Tense!

People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??

Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.

They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.

The funny thing is, Penn has a long history of listening to bad ideas. Why should this surprise Tuttle so?

Every time I see one of those signs, I can’t help but think the world would be a better place if we could stop the drivers from being so cross.

My daughter-in-law, who works at the mental hospital, thought this was hilarious.

At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?

The reality is that kids fidget. My mother always provided me with pencils, crayons and paper.