Inspired by my real-life clock. I wasn’t scared, but it took a moment for my recently-awakened brain to figure out what it meant.
Numbers in the Night
Category: Penn Gwynn
And the Band Played On and On
Every time I think all the band names have been taken, I hear of a new band with a wonderful, memorable, stupid name.
Polish It Off the Right Way
This was inspired by a bottle of maple syrup my wife purchased. Just the shape, it looked like a flask of alcohol.
Password
I tried to figure out how to work Rogue One and Solo into this. I didn’t try to work in 7-9.
Yes, That’s How He Spells It
Obviously, I had to look up how to spell the guy’s name. And no, I can’t spell it from memory.
Defends the World, of Course
I think this would be a fun comic book to draw or write for. Especially if it were very political and completely insulting to one or both sides.
Garden Variety Genomes
The problem with this cartoon is that it threw people’s ability to distinguish between “gnome” and “genome”.
Psychological Feng Shui
For anyone who asks, no, this isn’t going to be Penn’s office look going forward. This is a one-time joke … unless you count the other time I used Lucy’s booth.
Headgear Ole!
This really is how I got in the habit of wearing a hat. It helped my hospice patients distinguish me from other visitors.
Expert Speaker
Now me, I’ve been a whiz at remembering names ever since I took that Bill Carnegie course.