Penn Gwynn – "Tuttle's" by Sam

Adjunctivitis

I’m pretty sure this is what the word actually means.

There is no Vaccine

I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.

Cubism Dreams

This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.

My Favorite Part of My Job

Okay, if there were ever a time when I agreed with the little bird, this would be it.

King of Psychology

Really, who better?

Accepted Payment

Have you seen the price of ammo lately? It would be effective currency in many situations.

Dim Sum of All Things

I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.

More Fun Than Taco Tuesday!

Seems like a good promo to me.

It’s 4:30 Somewhere

When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.

It’s a Mystery

Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.