Penn Gwynn Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Compassion and Caring

I think this is the kind of counselor I would be. I would try and try to be compassionate, while thinking in my head, “What is wrong with you!?!?”

This was inspired by a friend telling me about a dream that she was disturbed to have, but it sounded like a lot of fun to me.

I was doodling one day and I drew a monkey. My wife saw it and said, “That’s cute. How come you don’t have monkeys in the comic strip?”

This is me.

Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.

People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??

Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.

They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.