#Tottle Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

TV or Not TV

We don’t have cable or satellite or any streaming subscriptions. When we stay at a hotel or with a friend, we are quickly unimpressed by the volume of available shows.

The Sound of the WHAT?!?

I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.

Respect the Classics

I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?

Butter Answer was Correct!

Sometimes I wonder why Tottle thinks Pete is a good resource for his education.

Teaching Maths

Why do the Brits say “maths”? They probably wonder why we don’t.

Zero Sugar

I’m pretty sure I saw a gluten free baseball glove the other day.

Read the Signage

Inspired by a Kettle Korn truck at the fair that had practically illegible writing on the side.

Low Talker

Bonus points (non-redeemable) if you can tell what Tottle is saying and where it comes from.

Cyrene

I was kind of surprised I didn’t get any emails questioning what this meant.

Knot What I Meant

This was actually inspired by “The Lord of the Rings”. Can you identify which scene? (Book or movie or radio drama.)