#Tottle Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

What About Slovenia?

I was going to look up Slovenia on a map. But I hate to do all that research.

I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.

My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?

Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.

What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!

For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.