Puns Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

A Rare Disease Indeed

I was surprised I got no comments on this one. Most complaints are because someone didn’t read closely enough and this seemed ripe for error.

Bear Feet

This joke was hard to work out because it’s more audio than visual.

Replacement Speaker

There are so many great medicinal terms that make for good comic character names.

Allergy Expert

I bet my ficional doctor knows more about allergies than Dr. Flip-Flop.

Convenience Store Blues

Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.

Just Move Along

When do the other six get a month? Okay, 4. I’m pretty sure we celebrate sloth and gluttony all year ’round.

Calling Tom. Tom, are you there?

Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …

Feeling Down

My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.

So Mote It Bee

I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.

Rotational Scam Goes Round and Round

When I first got a car, this really confused me. Now that I know what they mean by rotating the tires, I’m not convinced of the efficacy, but I do it anyway.