When our cat would eat from his bowl while wearing his e-collar, he looked like a little Pixar lamp. We briefly thought about renaming him.
Be the Collar
Category: Quiche Lorraine
Christmas Brain Trust
As a kid, I can remember we discussed every aspect of the holiday, from religious to secular. Yes, we talked toys most of all, but we did touch on the other aspects.
A Letter Opener
Seriously, are there people who read the old mysteries these days and wouldn’t know what a letter opener was or what it was for because they’ve never seen a mailed letter?
Cleanse the Palate
This is how my mind worked as a child. I was constantly misunderstanding things I thought made perfect (if weird) sense.
Say Hello, Harvey
The strange thing (to me) is how many people don’t understand the reference.
The Real American Dream
This is actually what my father said. I think he was an honest man himself, if sometimes cynical. Probably accurate, though.
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.
What to Bring
You should contact your local paper and get them to run “DoctorTuttle” so that you could see such strips as this before the holiday!
Christmas Script part II
The little bunny’s father is me. I try for wisdom, but I can’t find my glasses