
What I can’t figure is why anyone takes that guy seriously. He burns through money like it was a million dollar home and, um, huh.

What I can’t figure is why anyone takes that guy seriously. He burns through money like it was a million dollar home and, um, huh.

This is what my sisters taught me to do about a stye. This is what our aunt Florence taught them to do.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

Why do any of Penn’s patients keep coming to him? Maybe their insurance demands it.

I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.

I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.

Inspired by all the signs we have in this part of the country with ptarmigans on them. I think that’s what they are, anyway.

My doctor gave me a non-medicinal way to fall asleep. It doesn’t work, but now I’m really good at counting backwards from 100.

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.

I wish I could do many and varied fonts like Walt Kelly. I’ve tried, this is as close as I can get.