Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.
The Somnologist
Tag: #doctoring
Road Work
For those who don’t know, caliche is a rock-like substance mined in west Texas and then used to cover the unpaved roads. I had an aunt that made more money off caliche than she did off her oil
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
Employee Booster
Inspired by my son’s time of working at the post office.
Healthful Habits
I know candy corn is available all years round, but I only avail myself of it in the fall because, if I have it all year round, I would eat it all year round.
Burt’s Back!
For years, Burt Cottage (pictured above) was the star of my comic strip Cottage & CO. But then I realized people liked the animals better. Still, I miss Burt and occasionally bring him back.
My Baby Takes the What?
This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.
Know What It Means
I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
Animal Fears
I enjoy watching those TV shows, but I wouldn’t want to actually have to handle the animals. Animals excrete enough disgusting things when they’re healthy.
Fireman’s Slide
DO giraffes have tonsils? I could Bing it, but I hate to go to all that trouble.