Instead of cucumbers maybe it should have been “succotash” just because that’s a funnier word.
I Did What to the Who?
Category: Music
Skeeter Hymnin’
I was a little surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one.
Hel Me, Help You
“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?
Respect the Classics
I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?
My Baby Takes the What?
This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.
A New TV Show from the Mouse
I think this one would be pretty good. Too bad Don Meredith isn’t around to play the lead.
Classical Music
“I hear tell you’re doing well, good things have come to you. I wish I had your good-luck charm, and you had to … “
Classic Western Music
Thanks to the Korn Kobblers and my dad for teaching me this song. I just didn’t know until today that it had verses.
There Are Healers, and then there are Healers
Yes, I know they are both spelled the same way, but everyone around here pronounces the dog as if it didn’t have an “R” at the end. Of course we’re right.
Very Punny, Mister!
I’m pretty sure there are forms of humor that are lower than puns. And most above and below aren’t as funny. So why do we groan at puns?