Monty Rabbit Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

L.S.D. Stands for What?

One of the abbreviations we would actually use back in hospice. Always wondered if it might cause a problem

I was thinking about the old saying “What is so rare as a day in June?” when this came to mind. I love the English language.

For those who aren’t in the Texas panhandle, I’m sorry. You’re missing out on Doppler Dave, who is a real person (as far as we know).

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

I’ve thought this about that song (Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee) since I was a child.

Do people still use the phrase “put your money in”? I used to hear it as a child and putting my money in oil sounded messy.

Are there animal dentists who will buck a non-bucked beaver or rabbit? Why not?

Okay, for both of you who are paying attention, this joke doesn’t work. Tuttle and Phydeaux have both been depicted wearing shoes for baseball.

I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.