Monty Rabbit Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Number Two?

I keep having to explain this one to people. Sham, pooh, number two. Get it?

Maybe Phydeaux does bring something to the role of coach in all the sports. Like the greats: Tom Landry, Casey Stengall, Hayden Fox

There’s a rumor that the Dolphins are thinking about running this kind of play. I’ll believe it when I see it.

I learned how to pack a wound with medicated gauze and take out stitches. No, I didn’t want to know either.

One of the abbreviations we would actually use back in hospice. Always wondered if it might cause a problem

I was thinking about the old saying “What is so rare as a day in June?” when this came to mind. I love the English language.

For those who aren’t in the Texas panhandle, I’m sorry. You’re missing out on Doppler Dave, who is a real person (as far as we know).

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

I’ve thought this about that song (Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee) since I was a child.