My brother-in-law’s car has the feature Monty mentions. Drove me nuts!
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.
Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …
Watch your tongue, men, before she watches it for you!
The first two panels are a true story. The third is not. Who buys a round for the people at Wendy’s?!?!