Shouldn’t there be a rule that all books about soft shell turtles be released in paperback? Or even cloth?
Soft Shells and Hard Heads
Category: Tottle
Grandfather Jokes
I looked it up to see when Zenith TVs were around. I remember having one when I was very little.
Another Grandad Joke
The fun part was trying to come up with the joke. I didn’t want to just rip one off from someone else.
Grandad Jokes
I had to explain this one to my sons, who were not familiar with Fotomats or Snow White. Except that they have a cousin named that.
Church Camp Memories
I considered any time I came back from church campy without some sort of major malady or injury as a missed opportunity. Those listed above were just a few.
What About Slovenia?
I was going to look up Slovenia on a map. But I hate to do all that research.
Clockwise
I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
Past Tense
I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.
This Makes Sense to Me
This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.