This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.
This Makes Sense to Me
Category: Tottle
Those Poor Missiles
Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.
School Concerts
I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
Blending In
I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.
Mongooses or Mongeese?
Apparently, “mongeese” is acceptable in some quarters. (Just kidding, it’s not. Whew! I’d hate to have to redraw the strip!)
Put the Pro In It!
What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!
That Irish Egyptian Lady
For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.
Scopes Monkey Trial
One of the low points in human history. If only the guy defending the Bible had read it.