Literary Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Heart Cockles Be Warmed

I did not make up the information in the second panel. I wonder if it’s true, though. Surely there’s a more pedantic explanation.

Politics of Life

Seriously, when I read this recently, it was like reading about someone from another time. Kissinger was a mythical character from my childhood.

To Kill a WHAT?

Inspired by an actual conversation! For anyone paying attention, this does make it clear what state the characters live in.

A Buffett of Literature

After having heard of “Last of the Mohicans” all my life I finally read it recently. Buy, that was a long slog! Glad I did, but doubt I’ll do it again.

A CHRISTmas Message from Tuttle’s

Merry Christmas from all of us here at “Tuttle’s”! Remember the stable, but remember the rest of the story, too.

Wisdom from Tolkien

I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.

Pure Poetry

Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.

Low Talker

Bonus points (non-redeemable) if you can tell what Tottle is saying and where it comes from.

Is Not Would Not Could Not

The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”

Knot What I Meant

This was actually inspired by “The Lord of the Rings”. Can you identify which scene? (Book or movie or radio drama.)