
The sign in the first panel is better when read aloud. Try it.

The sign in the first panel is better when read aloud. Try it.

I really like bruschetta, except when it’s apparently the entire meal. Then I still want the entre.

I think of this whenever we sing that song. It’s a beautiful hymn, but I half expect some lunatic to object.

I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.

I love the punch line, but you kind of have to say it aloud, and as written. Don’t real “al” as “Alabama”

For those of you who may not remember, the game on the screen is Pong. Just another thing I was bad at.

Inspired by all the signs we have in this part of the country with ptarmigans on them. I think that’s what they are, anyway.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.

I hear people use this phrase a lot. Usually, it means they’re going to go into coaching. Does the game notice?