Every time I see one of those signs, I can’t help but think the world would be a better place if we could stop the drivers from being so cross.
Stop the Cross Talk!
Category: Pete
Petty Cash Storage
At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?
Not so smoothie
I love smoothies. Or, I’ll just call it a “fruitie” and have it without yogurt. A vegetable smoothie doesn’t sound good to me, but my wife says she wants to try it.
Hmmm-hmmm … good?
Yes, I know it’s a product that harkens back to SNL, when the show was good.
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
An Impossible Shot
It’s alarming how many people wrote to me who didn’t get this because they didn’t know that a vicarage was not part of the body.
What Are We Fighting For/About?
The fights between Pete and Beaver have been an ongoing joke for years in the strip. I like the idea that everyone seems to have gotten used to them.
Lightnin’ Strike
Yes, I know God doesn’t work that way. If he did, striking anyone who did something stupid, we’d all just be ash.
Floating in the Root Beer
I tried this once when young. It’s as bad as you think.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that