
I love it when a strip has two punchlines. The first one is Phydeaux’s line in the first panel.

I love it when a strip has two punchlines. The first one is Phydeaux’s line in the first panel.

Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.

One of the good things about playing for our local professional team is that you rarely have to worry about playing after Christmas. You have half a year off!

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

I really like bruschetta, except when it’s apparently the entire meal. Then I still want the entre.

Have you seen this contest? It’s insane. Would I have participated when I was young and foolish?

I hear people use this phrase a lot. Usually, it means they’re going to go into coaching. Does the game notice?

I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.

Obviously, I had to look up how to spell the guy’s name. And no, I can’t spell it from memory.

I like the Celtic Women, for a song or two, but it’s not the kind of thing I want to sit through a whole concert of.