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Commiseration Is Making Me Wait

The therapists and counselors I know are all seeing a therapist or a counselor.

Conspiracies Explained

The conspiracy theorists I know are no less absurd.

Group, Not Groupon

I know people who have actually found their therapist through a Groupon.

Funky Feeling

I was listening to a Bob Seger live CD and he starts out by asking the crowd, “Do you feel funky tonight?!?!” This cartoon popped to mind, but I knew it didn’t really work as a Tuttle’s.

Video Doctoring

I don’t trust video meeting because I know I’m not paying attention on my end, so why would I expect them to pay attention?

Bowling for Success

I know so many people that are gluten free that I keep wondering if something like this will happen.

Trophy Hunter

I know people who are trying to figure out a way to hold on to some item (or items) from this life. I wasn’t really trying to make a deep point, though it seems to have worked out that way.

More Important Concerns

No comment.

Pigeon English

Beyond the joke, that’s one of my all-time favorite CS Lewis quotes. And to think I almost used one from GK Chesterton.

Greece is the Word!

This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)