I finally got to the point in my financial life where I can afford all the tasty food I want, like Dr Pepper and Taco Bell, and now my body tells me not to ingest such things!
Why would a flamingo NOT want to go to a pool party? Don’t ask me.
I’m glad we’re past most of the lunacy, but I know some sad people who are still afraid to go outside. Even if it’s because you’re afraid of death, how is being confined to your house much better?
The information in the first panel is correct. Don’t know if panel three is possible.