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Hey, Hey Good Lookin’

There’s something about the old song. I don’t know what it is. And just because they’re old it doesn’t mean they’re good. Think Gregorian chants.

There’s an “Asian Fusion” food restaurant near here. I’ve never gone because I don’t know what it’s supposed to be fused with.

I never really understood that song anyway. So I have always figured it was about going to the restroom.

This is the kind of ‘toon I love coming up with. Where the characters are somehow aware of comic strip tropes.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

We play Christmas music when we decorate. I don’t have any way of playing the music backwards, though.

I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.

If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip in the Christmas day edition.

I have had a Weedeater for some time now, the mechanical kind. I didn’t think it was a very good one, until I learned how to use it

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.