Our world being as stupid as it often is, I’m a little surprised I haven’t gotten some complaints on this one. Pete is the idiot, not the religions mentioned.
Mass Exodus?
Italian Job
This is not a riff on the “Americans invented pizza”. It’s that when I want pizza I go to a pizza place, not an Italian place.
Goes Without Saying
Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.
The Den Mark of Excellence
For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Strikeout!
I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Like a Tree
Peanut the elephant hadn’t been in the strip in quite a while, so I drew him in. The conversation grew out of that.
Amusing Park
This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.