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Who’s Attle?

This was actually inspired by my niece when she was little. Her father was going to Seattle and she was determined to find out who Attle was.

There’s something about the old song. I don’t know what it is. And just because they’re old it doesn’t mean they’re good. Think Gregorian chants.

There’s an “Asian Fusion” food restaurant near here. I’ve never gone because I don’t know what it’s supposed to be fused with.

I never really understood that song anyway. So I have always figured it was about going to the restroom.

This is the kind of ‘toon I love coming up with. Where the characters are somehow aware of comic strip tropes.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

We play Christmas music when we decorate. I don’t have any way of playing the music backwards, though.

I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.

If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip in the Christmas day edition.

I have had a Weedeater for some time now, the mechanical kind. I didn’t think it was a very good one, until I learned how to use it