Natural Pecan Pie Tweet I love pecans, but there are few worse tastes in the world than when you accidentally chomp down on a piece of shell! (Rather hard on the teeth, too.)
Seedy Storage Tweet I was seeing this product advertised a lot before Christmas. It just struck me as a product that would have sold really well ten or fifteen years ago.
The Joy of Freedom Tweet I almost didn’t do this one just because I wondering about any parents having to explain it to children. After all, they don’t want their children in a food fight, do they?
Fresh Air Again!! Tweet I have only visited people in jail. I haven’t served any time. Still, there’s a wonderful feeling of freedom when you leave.
Grey Bar Motel Tweet Or maybe it should be “grey bar B&B”. Plus, now this makes you want to see your friend Jack on an airplane, huh? And, hopefully, he won’t be wearing a mask.
Knocka-Knocka Tweet I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.
Dunkin’ What Now? Tweet I was thinking of two things I like really well that I don’t think would go great together. At least, not as a dippin’ sauce.
Run in Fright Tweet I was thinking of people I know who have gone solar and how none of them are happy with the way things have worked out compared to what they were promised.