#banking Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Wisdom of the Ages

Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?

Space Invaded

Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …

Banking You Can Almost Count On

The hometown bank I had used for years was recently bought out. I guess the new owners are okay, it just bummed me out.

Hearing Herring

There really are “Herring Banks” in Amarillo. Someday, I intend to try and make a deposit.

What’s Mine is Yours

My wife took this one the wrong way. She took it as a joke.

Cashless Banks

I keep waiting for the day when my bank is actually surprised by a cash transaction.

Coy Koi

I’ve tried to make this joke in conversation, but so far no go. Don’t know if the strip worked either as I haven’t heard from anyone on it.

Investment Advice

I know someone whose money really is in oil. Only person I know who frets when gas prices go low.

Banking Error

Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)