MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
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Slap Happy Tweet I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.
Root Bier Float Tweet I did a strip years ago where the punchline was “root bier float” and I had so many people contact me because they didn’t know what a bier was. I was really surprised
For Love of the Game Tweet In previous seasons there was no indication that the players were doing it for pay. Is this a new development or just a continuity error? Only time will tell.
Lawyer Up!! Tweet All lawyers are dealing with other lawyers. Doesn’t that seem like we’re getting the shaft no matter how it comes out?
Curling! Tweet We barely had winter this year, so it would have been doubly hard to curl. And no one got sick at our house, so we weren’t hurling, either!
Taking Offense to a New Level Tweet This was inspired by all the people these days who seem to be looking for a reason to take offense at something.