
Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.

Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.

I like Pete’s self-awareness here. Completely opposite from people in the real world.

When I was a hospice chaplain there was one sweet old lady who loved for us to sing old hymns together. She used to always say we should go on the road and people would pay to hear us sing.

In the old strips, from Snuffy Smith to Pogo to Dennis the Menace, having a character smoke was completely ordinary. No one smokes in strips now and the world is a worse place.

Around here, you don’t thank them, you curse them. On account of the hard water, they don’t hold up very long.

I can’t say this one out loud. In fact, I have a hard time reading it in my head!

I like the size of Picadillo’s container of chocolate. But seriously, dipping dried apple chips in chocolate hummus is quite tasty!

She’s not that good lookin’ but I’d still like to meter for her poetry. That cartoon idea might work later

I was going to look up Slovenia on a map. But I hate to do all that research.

Is the joke in the third panel or that the mosquito is known to them and has a name? You decide.