I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Like a Tree
Peanut the elephant hadn’t been in the strip in quite a while, so I drew him in. The conversation grew out of that.
Amusing Park
This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.
Colonoscopy
What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Making a Dumpster Run
When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Time Outlay Conundrum
Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??