"Tuttle's" by Sam

It’s pTerrible!

Inspired by all the signs we have in this part of the country with ptarmigans on them. I think that’s what they are, anyway.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

I don’t know if the wood chuck will show up again or not. So far, he was a one-note song.

Our new car is the first we’ve ever had with this feature. I really can’t see that it makes much difference.

We really enjoy the show “Tracker”, though I wish they would do more with his brother. Glad they found that sister, though.

This is why I prefer vermicelli. Regular spaghetti is just too thick for me anymore.

I don’t understand the people who run over and over again and keep losing. Don’t the donors get tired of wasting that money?

My doctor gave me a non-medicinal way to fall asleep. It doesn’t work, but now I’m really good at counting backwards from 100.

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.

This was based on actual events. My wife thought it was funnier before she realized that.