Puns Archives - Page 2 of 14 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Duck Religion

My sons are real big on air fryers. They seem to have taken the place of microwaves and ovens, even for the married.

Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.

Inspired by the great Stan Carmen. Wonder where he is now? (in case you’re confused, the name in the last panel is pronounced “nay-whore”)

If you don’t get it, don’t worry. Be happy.

I love going to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, but it’s kind of expensive. Especially when almost any chocolate from anywhere will satisfy me

Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?

Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.

For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff

There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.

When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas