Replacement Speaker Tweet There are so many great medicinal terms that make for good comic character names.
Convenience Store Blues Tweet Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.
Just Move Along Tweet When do the other six get a month? Okay, 4. I’m pretty sure we celebrate sloth and gluttony all year ’round.
Calling Tom. Tom, are you there? Tweet Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …
Feeling Down Tweet My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
So Mote It Bee Tweet I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
Rotational Scam Goes Round and Round Tweet When I first got a car, this really confused me. Now that I know what they mean by rotating the tires, I’m not convinced of the efficacy, but I do it anyway.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.