To me, the real punchline is that Pete knows both the weight of a dollar bill and the number of grams in a pound off the top of his head.
Per Pound
Category: Pete
Space Invaded
Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …
Pitching Washers
My family did a lot of pitchin’ washers for many, many years. Don’t know if my siblings still have their sets, but mine eventually fell apart. Might have to build another set one day.
Hummus Up a Song!
My wife really likes hummus. I’ve found a couple flavors I like, but on the whole I am not a fan.
Butter Answer was Correct!
Sometimes I wonder why Tottle thinks Pete is a good resource for his education.
Lemon-like
I started out to mention a specific lemon candy, but wasn’t sure about the trademark implications. Think of a bursting star. This is almost as funny.
Noel Chicken
My wife used to make a dish called “Noel Chicken”. It was fantastic. I think she stopped because she got tired of it. (I didn’t.)
One for the House
The first two panels are a true story. The third is not. Who buys a round for the people at Wendy’s?!?!
Beholderin’ Eyes
Possums do a great service for us all. Really. They eat their weight in ticks. It’s not their fault they are ugly and smell bad.
Heart Cockles Be Warmed
I did not make up the information in the second panel. I wonder if it’s true, though. Surely there’s a more pedantic explanation.