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Yes, Yes It Is

Even as a kid, I thought the original words of the song were incredibly stupid (even if catchy).

BIG Screen TV!

I really thought about getting a bigger TV at Christmas, when they were ostensibly “on sale”, but then it occurred to me that the big, flat screen TV I have works just fine. Maybe next year.

Tap Tap Tap

I remember taking piano lessons and one of the many problems with my playing was that metronomes had absolutely no affect on my ability to pick a rhythm and stay on it.

Skunked ‘Em!

Better than the name of our local minor league team.

Lackey AND Toadies

The dentist I went to all my growing up years, who was also our orthodontist, had himself and a lady who was a receptionist. Now, when I go to the dentist, there’s 3-4 people at the front desk, 6 or 7 cubicles with a dental hygienist in each, and then seems like a dozen other people running thither and anon. And then, the dentist himself makes a 30 second appearance just at the end. The MD’s office is the same way.

Contradictory Advice

I remember getting this exact advice as a kid.

So Fisty Kayshun

I never watched “Dukes” while it was new. A few months ago, I watched an episode on Amazon Prime. Entertaining … but dumb! I’ve watched a few more since then, and my opinion hasn’t changed. BTW, “binge-watching” for me means that in the last 6 months I have watched 8 episodes.

Askance Lookin’

Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.

Another Idea

It’s probably already a web site. I didn’t check.

Playing with my Glock

I was almost surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one, but then, this is Texas.