#Tolkien Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Some Other Thoughts

Yes, that is an exact quote from “Fellowship of the Ring.” I wonder if Tolkien meant something else, though.

Wisdom from Tolkien

I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.

Spelling as a Way of Life

I think this came about as my wife was telling me about a spelling bee at her school. I also thought about doing it as a riff on Aunt Bee.

Hilarity Now Available on Kindle!

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You Need This Book!

The funniest book you will have read this year is just a click away! Read more about it here!

In the tradition of other hilarious parodies of great works like National Lampoon’s Bored of the Rings and D.R. Lloyd’s The Sillymarillion and Joseph Smith’s Book of Mormon!!

You Need a Good Read

To read more (and order a copy for you and all your friends) click here!

A Worthy Debate

I tried instigating this debate back when I was on FB and the only people who would respond would come up with a third name. Apparently, none of them understood the concept of a binary choice.

Book Signing June 24th!

Sam White (creator and cartoonist for “Tuttle’s”) will be signing copies of his new novel The Turtle – a parody at Aunt Eeks on historic Route 66 (6th street) in Amarillo, TX. June 24th, at 7 p.m. Sam will also be reading a selection from the book, so come out and join in the fun!

Need a Read for your Weekend?

A west Texas re-telling of The Hobbit. Laughs galore! Order it here!

Read the Funniest Book of the Year! (that’s an order)

A hilarious parody of Tolkien’s classic “The Hobbit”, set in west Texas. Order The Turtle today!