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Hel Me, Help You

“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?

I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?

Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.

I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)

One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?

We spend way too much time asking the cat, “Do you want in or not?”

This one came to me one morning while I was taking my pill. Now it happens every morning. I’m kind of tired of it.

I remember when my sons were in junior high and they had a friend who apparently thought Axe would mask anything. It didn’t.

If animals were drawing comic strips about us, what would they say? Does anyone really care?

Inspired by real life events. A burp mends all! I was feeling poorly up until that moment, then one good burp and all is well.