I know the stated reasons for both actions. But I’m not convinced.
Author: samwhi371
Realistic Realism
Inspired by a bird who appeared to go out of his way to find our windshield one Sunday on the way home from church.
Skeeter Hymnin’
I was a little surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one.
Whose Cake is It?
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.
Scritch Scratch Golfer
I am not a golfer, but I am allergic to poison oak. My wife can pick it and have no problem, I just have to get near it and I’m miserable.
The Sound of the WHAT?!?
I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.
Kaley’s Triumph
There were some of her hairstyles that might have come close to this title on BBT.
Hel Me, Help You
“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?
Respect the Classics
I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?
Off the Bone Plate?
Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.