#doctoring Archives - Page 7 of 9 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Bath Woes

I love the way a cat will go get dirty apparently just so they can bathe some more.

Play “Operation!”

I love that this implies that a] Tuttle has tried and 2] has succeeded at least once.

Progress!!

If Penn is right (and not just going after that “revenue stream”), what must the bird have been like before?!?!

What Matters

Ever wonder if there’s some truth to this?

Pursuit of ….

And then, I have met people who I don’t think DO enjoy happiness, At least, they seem to be against trying it.

“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame

I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)

Bucked

I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.

Clam Happy

Why DO we consider clams happy? I find it hard to acknowledge they’re alive just looking at them!

Do You Smell?

I find it interesting that, as dumb as Pete is, he still knows words like olfactory and plantar.

Bringing Up Religion

I was a little concerned (hopeful) someone would object to this one, but no one did.