“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame Tweet I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
Clam Happy Tweet Why DO we consider clams happy? I find it hard to acknowledge they’re alive just looking at them!
Do You Smell? Tweet I find it interesting that, as dumb as Pete is, he still knows words like olfactory and plantar.
Bringing Up Religion Tweet I was a little concerned (hopeful) someone would object to this one, but no one did.
Alphabet Soup Tweet Inspired by the office where I work, where nurses and the doctor talk in letters rather than full words.
Sports Medicine! Tweet I have a niece who is a doctor of sports medicine … or something like that. I think she really enjoys it.
Admirable Women Tweet OK, the joke is good, but looking at the strip now I think maybe I should have left out Penn saying “Um” because the way I drew it too many people think it’s the bear saying it.
Never Learn Tweet I think my wife came up with this one while we were watching some TV show that used the phrase from the first panel.