Progress!! Tweet If Penn is right (and not just going after that “revenue stream”), what must the bird have been like before?!?!
Pursuit of …. Tweet And then, I have met people who I don’t think DO enjoy happiness, At least, they seem to be against trying it.
“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame Tweet I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
Clam Happy Tweet Why DO we consider clams happy? I find it hard to acknowledge they’re alive just looking at them!
Do You Smell? Tweet I find it interesting that, as dumb as Pete is, he still knows words like olfactory and plantar.
Bringing Up Religion Tweet I was a little concerned (hopeful) someone would object to this one, but no one did.
Alphabet Soup Tweet Inspired by the office where I work, where nurses and the doctor talk in letters rather than full words.