Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
City-scapers Tweet I know several people named “Dallas” and all claim they weren’t named for the city.
Aa is for Aalbatross Tweet I had the joke in mind, but there was no drawing that naturally went with it, so this is what happened.
Extermination! Tweet I can’t remember what the bug is doing in the second panel. Maybe opening the case he keeps his gun in?
Panic of 2020 Tweet This seemed funnier when I drew it, but now that we’ve completely lost our collective minds … it’s still a good ‘toon.
Census Tweet For those who aren’t cultured enough to remember, Phydeaux is massacring the classic John Denver song “Annie’s Song”.
How About “Wuhan”? Tweet I don’t know if this would be considered a proper name. Clearly, though, Tuttle has a place where he can play it and get the triple word score.
Modern Worry, for Profit Tweet Do psychiatrists help with problems or exacerbate them? Sometimes I think it’s worth asking.
Too Much Death Tweet I frequently have people tell me they couldn’t do my job, since I work in hospice. When a mortician told me that …